This morning the eating man came into Pret and followed me to the bus stop.

I first encountered the eating man nearly two years ago standing at another bus stop while eating a box of chicken. The following day, there he was at my other bus stop gnawing away at a breakfast bagel.

Sightings are low, about once a month, but literally every time I see him, he is stuffing his face. I cannot emphasis how literally I am using the term literally here!